Monday, March 31, 2003

Geesh busy day!! wayy too much homework. I think that our teachers are trying to kill us. I hope we get a break soon. Im getting my enthusiam back for Short flags again. I missed the energy I got from it a while ago. Soo much drama going on these past few weeks and I loove to feel happy of going to practice instead of dreading it. I have no date to sadies but I dunno mabey I'll ask someone I want soon. I saw ******* today with the chick. Yes that chick. It's the same chick that was with him a while ago. I think she has an interest for him. But you know what, I have decided that I shall not spend my time mooping about it! So far I have survived without a guy in my life and I think I can handle it. It's not the first and God knows i t won't be the last. Its nice having and making more friends instead. Friends are always there for ya and a boyfriend comes and goes. Sometimes I feel like fate has something else in store for me in my future....


Song Of THe day

Tomorrow

And I wanna believe you
When you tell me that it'll be ok
Ya I try to believe you
But I don't

When you say that it's gonna be,
It always turns out to be a different way
I try to believe you
Not today...

I don't know how I'll feel
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I don't know what to say
Tomorrow, tomorrow
Is a different day

(Tomorrow)

It's always been up to you
It's turning around it's up to me
I'm gonna do what I have to do
Just don't...
Give me a little time
Leave me alone a little while
Maybe it's not too late
Not today...

I don't know how I'll feel
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I don't know what to say
Tomorrow, tomorrow
Is a different day

Hey yeah yeah
Hey yeah yeah
And I know I'm not ready
Hey yeah yeah
Hey yeah yeah
Maybe tomorrow
[2x]

And I wanna believe you
When you tell me that it will be ok
Yeah, I try to believe you
Not today...

Tomorrow it may change
Lladira at 7:51 PM

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


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Lladira at 7:38 PM

You're the loving smile,the one that is entirely
devoted to others,especially that one
person.You really can't get them out of your
head,but then,you don't really want to.


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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


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Cute Flirt


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Lladira at 7:38 PM

Thursday, March 27, 2003

OMG!! NATIONALS IS TOMORROW!!!! EEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Lladira at 10:59 PM

HAHA!! JOSH S. and I playing around again!

joshuas805: lladira baez!
joshuas805: i love ur last name!
joshuas805: lol
joshuas805: jk
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: you do?
joshuas805: yes
StarlightSpark13: mabey you should marry it?
joshuas805: yes!
joshuas805: anytime!
joshuas805: no doubt about it
StarlightSpark13: yay
StarlightSpark13: ill consult with it and you guys can set a date
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: dont forget to invite me thoughj
StarlightSpark13: its important
StarlightSpark13: since I matched you up
StarlightSpark13: ya know
StarlightSpark13: ;-)
joshuas805: thanks!
joshuas805: i won't
StarlightSpark13: :-P
StarlightSpark13: hehe
joshuas805: what have u been doing today?
StarlightSpark13: practiced like hell
StarlightSpark13: ooohh crap
StarlightSpark13: wait
joshuas805: ur welcome
StarlightSpark13: I cant call him
StarlightSpark13: eekkk
joshuas805: y?
StarlightSpark13: because Im not allowed on the phone after 9:30
joshuas805: but it
joshuas805: s only 9:35
StarlightSpark13: butits aftre 9:30
joshuas805: do it!
joshuas805: do it!
StarlightSpark13: lol
joshuas805: i'm such a bad influence
StarlightSpark13: thats my line!!
joshuas805: sorry
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: hehe
joshuas805: he should be on soon though
StarlightSpark13: okie thats good
StarlightSpark13: oyy josh
StarlightSpark13: in keeping with my tradition
StarlightSpark13: Lladie must hit on you
StarlightSpark13: yes she must
joshuas805: yay!
StarlightSpark13: soo here it goes : Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
joshuas805: i'm so sought after these days...
StarlightSpark13: :-D
joshuas805: pick a number
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: ooohh crap
StarlightSpark13: look whose pimpin it eh?
joshuas805: big pimpin spending gs
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: ohh crap
StarlightSpark13: i guess the world is full of suprises
joshuas805: yes
StarlightSpark13: you can join the arabian at his house
joshuas805: and one more is coming up
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: he's an arabian pimp
joshuas805: for the chris thing?
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: ya that too
joshuas805: guess what the big surprise is?
StarlightSpark13: but did you know vitor is a pimp
StarlightSpark13: hehe
StarlightSpark13: and has a ealk in bar in his closet
joshuas805: victor?
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: yes
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: :-P
StarlightSpark13: I cane up with that conclusion
StarlightSpark13: he recommended we use Tres XXX and Casadores to get chris drunk
StarlightSpark13: :-D
joshuas805: victor with a feather boa, a pimp cane, a lime green suit, and a turban!
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!
joshuas805: omg!
StarlightSpark13: dont foget the chain!!
joshuas805: how could i?
StarlightSpark13: make it htree
StarlightSpark13: *thre
StarlightSpark13: *three
StarlightSpark13: :-D
joshuas805: victor!
StarlightSpark13: bright gold ones
joshuas805: lol
joshuas805: he's gotta have the bling bling
StarlightSpark13: LOL!!
joshuas805: and we can't forget the platforms with the goldfish inside1
StarlightSpark13: all he needs is thepimp mobile!!
StarlightSpark13: ohh crap yeah!!
StarlightSpark13: dead goldfish that is
joshuas805: that's true
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: go ahead and tease him tomorrow
joshuas805: what kind of car should he get?
StarlightSpark13: ooohh a ponto
StarlightSpark13: *pinto
joshuas805: don't give me permission, i always do anyways
StarlightSpark13: a bright purple one!!
joshuas805: lmao!
StarlightSpark13: LOL
joshuas805: that's good
StarlightSpark13: dont forget the neon seats!!
joshuas805: and the switches!
StarlightSpark13: yes!!
StarlightSpark13: with hydrolics!!
joshuas805: omg!
joshuas805: arabian pimps with hydraulic pintos
StarlightSpark13: a bright purple pinto with neon seats and switches with hydrolics!!!
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!
joshuas805: and the dice on the mirror
StarlightSpark13: yeah!!!
StarlightSpark13: and that fluffy stuff around the steering wheel
joshuas805: that's real good!
StarlightSpark13: lol and a sticker on the back thats says
StarlightSpark13: "Its not just a pimp its THE ARABIAN pimp"
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: with a license plate that says PIMPIN'
StarlightSpark13: :-D
joshuas805: and a picture of himself on the hood of his car!
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: yes!!!
StarlightSpark13: haha!!
StarlightSpark13: ohh and its a covertable, a crappy convertable, the tipe that leaks
StarlightSpark13: when it rains
StarlightSpark13: *type
joshuas805: yes!
joshuas805: lol
StarlightSpark13: heheh
StarlightSpark13: we are good!!
StarlightSpark13: lol
joshuas805: yes, very!
StarlightSpark13: *high five*
joshuas805: woohoo!
Lladira at 10:52 PM

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Song of the Day

I'm With You

I'm standing on the bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound

[Bridge]
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home

[Chorus]
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you
I'm with you

I'm looking for a place
I'm searching for a face
Is anybody here I know?
Cause nothing's going right
And everthing's a mess
And no one likes to be alone

[Bridge]
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home

[Chorus]
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you
I'm with you

Why is everything so confusing?
Maybe I'm just out of my mind
Yeah Yeah..

[Chorus]
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you
I'm with you

Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I
I'm with you
I'm with you

Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I
I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you
Lladira at 9:09 PM

OMG I can't belive I was called the "W" Word!!

StarlightSpark13: i get hilarious responses sometimes
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: LOL
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: wow
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: you're an aim whore
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: j/k
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: lol
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: :-P
StarlightSpark13: OMG!! NOO
StarlightSpark13: NNOOOO IM NOT!!!
Lladira at 8:49 PM

YAY I linked three new Blogs/ Journals on my page!! BEcky, VictoR, and CisCo!! WEe!!
Lladira at 8:31 PM

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Joking around with Juan again

MadDawg298: who are the falcons?
StarlightSpark13: Air Force Academy
MadDawg298: ooh
StarlightSpark13: ya sexy aint it
MadDawg298: somethin' like that...
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: hehe
StarlightSpark13: sexier when Lladie is there
MadDawg298: the sexy factor will increase by 200000000
StarlightSpark13: ooo nice...shit If you were there with me its probably on overload!!
MadDawg298: awww
MadDawg298: it would change its name to the sexy academy
StarlightSpark13: yeow
StarlightSpark13: with the one and Only Silly Pimp Boy Juan and Silly Pimpette Girl Lladie
StarlightSpark13: :-D
MadDawg298: hoo haaa!
MadDawg298: hehe
Lladira at 9:33 PM

Pretty song...Soraya is good...

Need to be found

Open your arms, take me inside

Cover me with affection, cover me with your light

I know that I try to be strong
But I'm running on vapors, I won't make it home
Don't make me say it, there are no words when I'm down
I need you to love me, I need to be found

I feel the weight pressing, my chest feels so tight
So close to breaking my pride

I know that I try to be strong
But I'm running on vapors, I won't make it home
Don't make me say it, there are no words when I'm down
I need you
I need to be found


Lladira at 9:20 PM

Monday, March 24, 2003

Hahah!! Bobby IS Funny!! Note to me:

The Gran Dutches Of Hungaria (Luke)

Cordidly invites you to attend the 5,177th Annual Loosey Goosey Ball. Because of our current warwith Antartica, we ask that you keep the "glitz" to a minimum (Instead of Buying a dress with 6,000 dimonds, try 5,953) Also, displays of irrational "goose-slapping" are strictly prohibited. Feel free to bring as many Geese and Dodo Birds as you wish.

Witches are only welcomes if they give me Cat cheese!!
The Grand Dutches of Hungaria

P.S. Any shoes (especially glass ones) left ont he steps of the palace will be fed to the Royal Troll, Olga.


Lladira at 10:25 PM

Funny Cisco!! Our Plan to get Chris drunk!!

MaVeRiKz007: so wuts the plan!!!....
StarlightSpark13: :-D
MaVeRiKz007: to get him drunk.....
StarlightSpark13: OHH hehehe
MaVeRiKz007: hehe....
StarlightSpark13: okie first
StarlightSpark13: my name is Lladira
StarlightSpark13: also known as Lladie
StarlightSpark13: to friends
StarlightSpark13: you can callme whatever you like
MaVeRiKz007: o yea..hi...my name is francisco....
MaVeRiKz007: called cisco..to my friends...
StarlightSpark13: cisco
StarlightSpark13: i like it
MaVeRiKz007: kewl..
StarlightSpark13: okie
StarlightSpark13: lets see
StarlightSpark13: I say
StarlightSpark13: we take him to Victors
MaVeRiKz007: lol.....
StarlightSpark13: kick Victor out
StarlightSpark13: and lock him in the garage
StarlightSpark13: unless he wants to participate
MaVeRiKz007: LOL....
StarlightSpark13: but is he acts up we lock him out
MaVeRiKz007: haha...yea...he's gonna want to participate..
StarlightSpark13: and if he has a dog
StarlightSpark13: he can go with him
MaVeRiKz007: nah..to cheap to afford a dog..
StarlightSpark13: LOL

StarlightSpark13: Okie you think he buys the good stuff?
StarlightSpark13: otherwise he's gonna have to stop being cheap
MaVeRiKz007: nuting but the best....
StarlightSpark13: or i'll kick himout of his house
StarlightSpark13: ohh yes
StarlightSpark13: Casadores
MaVeRiKz007: see...daz..why he's cheap....
MaVeRiKz007: cuz he spends it all on that...
StarlightSpark13: LOL
StarlightSpark13: mabey he has some salvadorian drinks
StarlightSpark13: lol
MaVeRiKz007: lol.....
StarlightSpark13: and we can blindfold chris
MaVeRiKz007: haha..u kno he's got like a little tavern stand in his room n all...
StarlightSpark13: yeah
MaVeRiKz007: doesn't even have to go to the kitchen...
StarlightSpark13: its all there
MaVeRiKz007: yea.....
StarlightSpark13: like his closet
StarlightSpark13: is like walk in bar
StarlightSpark13: instead of a walk in closey
MaVeRiKz007: hehe.....
MaVeRiKz007: yea.....
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: and he probably gets trashed every day
MaVeRiKz007: hehe...
StarlightSpark13: and that explains his moods
MaVeRiKz007: haha...exactly....
StarlightSpark13: :-D
MaVeRiKz007: daz..y his eyes are always red....
MaVeRiKz007: wakes u crudo..every morning...
StarlightSpark13: see we're good. we can see beaneath it all. we know the truth
MaVeRiKz007: up*
StarlightSpark13: lol
MaVeRiKz007: yup
StarlightSpark13: hang over...yeah except he's probably on brain steroids
MaVeRiKz007: haha....
StarlightSpark13: that explains his intelligence
MaVeRiKz007: :-)
StarlightSpark13: ;-)
MaVeRiKz007: yea...
StarlightSpark13: so yeah
StarlightSpark13: lets blind fold him
MaVeRiKz007: aite...
StarlightSpark13: and them place him in his car
StarlightSpark13: I can drive although I dont have my license yet
StarlightSpark13: :-D
MaVeRiKz007: i'll do it...
StarlightSpark13: Chris wont know
MaVeRiKz007: hehe..
StarlightSpark13: hehe
StarlightSpark13: okie that would save us some time Cause LLadie would probably smack somethings here and there
MaVeRiKz007: he probably gonna be like what's that smell when we get to victors house...
StarlightSpark13: I know
StarlightSpark13: Id can imagine Victory pimpinit with a couple of chicks on his side
StarlightSpark13: ya know
StarlightSpark13: the total oopsite of what we know
MaVeRiKz007: wut!!.haha.....
StarlightSpark13: drinking some tequila
StarlightSpark13: seriously!!! LOL
MaVeRiKz007: lol.....
StarlightSpark13: Victor looks like an Arabian pimp
MaVeRiKz007: :-)
MaVeRiKz007: :-P
MaVeRiKz007: haha
MaVeRiKz007: u good....
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: me? naw Im just "special"
MaVeRiKz007: yea......
MaVeRiKz007: good n speciall...
StarlightSpark13: ;-)
StarlightSpark13: thats me for ya
MaVeRiKz007: hehe.....
StarlightSpark13: haha
StarlightSpark13: someone just called me sezy...not sexy...sezy
StarlightSpark13: hehe
StarlightSpark13: :-D
MaVeRiKz007: hehehe...
StarlightSpark13: my twisted brain brainwashes people
MaVeRiKz007: yea......
MaVeRiKz007: daz why u gonna convince him to put the blind fold on him...n all...
StarlightSpark13: ohh yes
MaVeRiKz007: then take him...kick out all of victors girls out....
StarlightSpark13: I can tell him Ill give him a free lap dance I think he'd buy that
MaVeRiKz007: yes...convince him with your seductive ways...
StarlightSpark13: LOL ...lol...me?
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: He's prably freak
MaVeRiKz007: i kno....hehe....
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: hehe
MaVeRiKz007: lol...n then when he's like drunk.and passed out....
MaVeRiKz007: bring in like some girl to sleep next to him..
MaVeRiKz007: just like lay there next to him...
StarlightSpark13: oo
MaVeRiKz007: and take a picture....
StarlightSpark13: haha we should get a guy!!
StarlightSpark13: LOL
MaVeRiKz007: LOL
StarlightSpark13: OMG he'd kill us
MaVeRiKz007: haha
MaVeRiKz007: too bad we can't get ****...
MaVeRiKz007: hahaha
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!
MaVeRiKz007: that would be so funny....
MaVeRiKz007: be like "first u kiss the guy and deny...it and now this...chris..."
MaVeRiKz007: haha....
StarlightSpark13: LOL

NAt NAt is funny!!
StarlightSpark13: like just pop out with it all of a sudden
StarlightSpark13: ya ill look for it
sOiNLoVeWiThWiLL: sorry... its after practice... i dont have to talk to her
sOiNLoVeWiThWiLL: hahahahah
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!

Ayy Chris SIlly boy!!
Starfox0064x: oh well, Lladira's going to be there, and that's all that matters...
StarlightSpark13: lol right...there's more important things than me
Starfox0064x: like what?
StarlightSpark13: like um....GOD!!
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: and school!!
Starfox0064x: school before Lladira?! Nah...
StarlightSpark13: are you sure about that?
Starfox0064x: a lot of things can go before school...
StarlightSpark13: your car?
Starfox0064x: it's all about Lladira...
Starfox0064x: I thinks that's next to God I believe, more liked tied...
Starfox0064x: Nation of Smackalick hails Lladira!!!
StarlightSpark13: LOL
StarlightSpark13: silly boy...
Starfox0064x: (all raise devil horns in the air)
StarlightSpark13: oo chris' evilness on the loose!!
StarlightSpark13: run for the hills!!!

TE heee Emil!!

StarlightSpark13: when Im in
StarlightSpark13: Ill give ya a tour
StarlightSpark13: and when Lladie becomes the secreatry of the Air force
StarlightSpark13: she'll give ya a demonstartion
ekaslime: psssh
ekaslime: demonstation?
ekaslime: dear, when im secretary of defense
ekaslime: ILL give YOU the tour
StarlightSpark13: oo hh really secretary of defense eh?
StarlightSpark13: you'll still be my boss!!
ekaslime: ;-)
StarlightSpark13: teheee!!
StarlightSpark13: :-D
StarlightSpark13: wow it orks out pefectly
StarlightSpark13: well
StarlightSpark13: Lladie will be the Secretary of STate
StarlightSpark13: and give ya full demosntartion with international forces
StarlightSpark13: :-D
ekaslime: oh sure
ekaslime: honey, im gonna wipe my desk with your job
ekaslime: <---military freak
StarlightSpark13: oo i like that line!!!

Lladira at 9:55 PM

Sunday, March 23, 2003

Geesh yesterday was crazy! I woke up to the sounds of a car crash outside my house again. I run outside and three of our cars were hit!! Apperently the guy fell asleep at the wheel. He was injured and taken tot he hospital. My dad's clasic blue truck was hit badly (and if you know how big that thing is then you can imagine how big of an accident this was) and the force of it being hit sent that monsterous thing against what would have been my car in the future (the black truck) and that went back to hit my uncles car, which was propelled about 20 feet back and scrached my sister's car. The funny part was that our uncle's car had been hit three days ago by another car!! After that mess was cleared up I got ready and went to the park. We left and bought ribbon, picked up Sabrina and arrived in UCI in two hours. We practiced for a bit, ate, got ready, and awaited our call time. We did ok. It wasn't our best performance but we did all right. However, we placed last, just like ALL NAtural did in their division. Angeline and Faith decided they wanted to go guy hunting. So the rest of us came up with the idea of going to the mall after All NAtural said they were going to go and left. So Sabrina, Janette, Sheryl, Cindy, and I along with Chris went to the mall after we went to get BOBA at CHI TEA. It was really good!! Shery and I kept trying to place it on our braces. It was funny. After that we went to "the Block" which is this Hudge mall with all the top designers (5th Ave., Versacchi, and so on). Sheryl and I kept pressing all of the elevator buttons and waved to all the people that were in the area after the doors opened. I had the JOhn MAyer song tuck in my head cause I had heard it like four times that day (Your Body is a Wonderland) and Sheryl and I kept singing it. After we went to Macy's and like grabbed two to three dresses each and tried them on fior the fun of it. We got bored because there was no cute guys so we went back to UCI to await the Awards Ceremony. We didn't want to pay $15 each to go back in so we decided not to go at all. Only ceratin people went in. Chris gave me the keys to his car to watch a movie if we wanted to. We walked on over to In and Out and ate. After that we headed back and roamed the UCI campus after two guys stalked us. We went on the Bridge over the street and we all started c-walking. Hehe Cindy started busting out with these funky moves and we had a blast joking around. After we were heading back to the Brent Center (where comp was being held) We happened to be waiting for the light to turn green so we could walk across the street. We happened to mention very loudly that we needed something to do. A guy who happened to be crossing the street at the time stopped and told us about a play they where putting on in an hour. He said it was free because everyone was gone on Spring Break. So he said if we wanted to come we could. So we said "Thanks" and Janette said we shouldn't go cause he might rape us. After that Sheryl, Angeline, and Faith left. We came back up with Shae, Cindy, Janette, Sabrina and I and Shae, Cindy, and Janette got into a hair whipping fight. Janette almost ran into a pole!! So Janette and Shae went inside and Cindy, Sabrina, and I decide to head on over to the In and Out area. All of a sudden, a guy comes out of one of the walkways and Cindy and Sabrina remeber the whole raping thing that Janette had said so they start getting paranoid while I'm laughing my head off. We walk faster than usual and Cindy and Sabrina pretend they are on their cell phones. We got to the intersection, crossed the street and headed over to the CHI TEa area again. We got there and there was a Japanese resturant so we went in there and ordered a large bowl of Chicken Teriyaki with White rice. It was good. Then I was cold so I wanted something warm to drink so I headed over to the CHI TEA place and there was a really hot guy sitting down ont he little couch thingy's. (Sheryl, DOLLAR!!!) I ordered strawberry cheescake and Honey Milk Black Tea. It was good but when Janette later walked over by herself to meet us she ordered a Green tea and that was better than the black tea. We played uno for a while and we spent like mabey and hour in that place and by that time we were getting sleepy so we headed back. We stopped in IN and OUt to go to the restroom and Cindy bought a milk shake. I think we were right earlier when we said that they must put stuff inside the drinks in the CHI place because we got really, I mean really hyper. We ran into Bishop and we said hi and Janette and the rest of us were joking around about the smallest things. As we headed back to the Brent Center, we were at the light and a car full of guys slows down to turn , they were all staring at us and Sabrina said "heyyy." It was soo freakin' funny cause it was unexpected, especially from her. Then Cindy starts remarking how we need to wear something warmer that "these cocky shorts." Of course that started another round of laughter follwed by a "Noo!!" from sabrina and Cindy as they pulled me back because I was going to Jay walk again. That alone made us got into hysterical fits of laughter. Of course we spent the rest of the time laughing and joking around. Once we got back to the Brent Center, Cindy and Sabrina saw all male from CI or Crason and they ran to stand by the door to just look at them. Janette and I started laughing and after I told them to stop drooling they came over and we went to Chris' Car. We watch Whatever It Takes in Chris' car. We sat there and next thing you know it was eleven and I called hope to check in with my parents. The freakin ceremony didn't end until 12 AM!!!!! Geesh so we had no more enthusiam. We wree exhausted andafter that we went home. We made it back to Oxnard in an hour and like 30 min. So I didn't get home until 1:30 AM!!!. I don't know how late Shae and her group got home because she had a lot more people to take home plus, they also stopped to eat.
Lladira at 3:07 PM

Saturday, March 22, 2003

OMG WE HAVE A COMP TODAY AND ONE OF THE TEAMS IS FROM JAPAN!!!!
Lladira at 12:31 AM

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

QUOTES!!

-What you get to see tonight is Osama's wet dream-- Mr. Borneman
- Osama gets off as the bombs go off-- Mr. Borneman
Lladira at 9:54 PM

::Eye CAnDY::

oooo!! hehehehe...






Lladira at 9:15 PM

LLadie got crapped on...twice!!. Yeah, I was sitting next to Kira at luch and like voom!! I got crapped on. So i go to the girls rstroom in the C Building and wash it off. Thanks Kira for helping out. So I come back and Rickey eats my last part of Pizza. So Yeah. I saw Jessie and I went over to talk to him and Shae and next thing you know SPLAT!! I get crapped on again!!! But It wasn't that bad considering Jessie got crapped on the face...
Lladira at 8:52 PM

oyy interesting things happening in math again....

-Twelve o' clock PM is noon?-- Mr. Reynolds

Luke hurt his hand so Booby said...

- How did yo hurt your hand? A little "rough stuff" with a Koala?-- Bobby

Oyy Norman...hehehe
StarlightSpark13: You must have been a Boy scout cause you have my heart all tied up in knots
StarlightSpark13: awww this one is sweet
Pikanorm: haha
Pikanorm: that's for white people
StarlightSpark13: I don’t know if you are handome or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
Pikanorm: haha
Pikanorm: that one is cool
StarlightSpark13: white people?!!
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: yeah I like that one
Pikanorm: yes
Pikanorm: white peopel
Pikanorm: LOL
StarlightSpark13: now I shall dedicate that pick up line to you noeman for the fun of it
StarlightSpark13: ooo ill post it on my blog
StarlightSpark13: but theres more that white people in boy scouts
Pikanorm: boy scouts is totally white people

Luke's Nicknames...

- The Devil (In biblical aspects)
- El Diablo ( In hell, under Mexico)
- La Diabla ( In hell, under Argentina)
- Birtha ( At Christmas...After getting drunk)
- Dumb Head (In hell, under England)
- Mrs. Pigglewiggle ( In hell, according to Bobby)
- The Grand Dutchess of Africa ( In hell, under Africa after he comes back from Hungry)
- The Jesus- Lover! ( ...In his dreams)

Lukes many names...
-Bean
-Lukas
-Lukers <---Vons
-Lucky Ducky <----My cousin
-Lukey Poo
-Micky, Mike, Mich <---- Relatives in PA
-Duke <----Stephanie Corbet
- Skywalker <--- Everyone in the world
-Luckey Loo Loo <---Lady at work
-Bromain <----Guy I use to know
- Lukester
-Chicano-Gringo <----Trip to Mexico
-Look <---Sorry but Mexicans
-Luck <---every substitute teacher, EVER!
-Arabian Man
-Lucis
-Lucious <---(greek)

AYY Christine...
PsycoticFreak23: have u gotten ur passport yet?
StarlightSpark13: yes long time ago
PsycoticFreak23: hooker

OYY Juan!! Don't let them Pacifica girls hear ya...
MadDawg298: OHS is smelly? well at least the chicks' hair doesn't smell like fish like at PHS
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!
KiraSHappy: LOL

Gosh Steve, your sooo funny...
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: :-)
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: Lladie laughed over that
StarlightSpark13: because she's never kissed a guy
StarlightSpark13: but i guess its the ideology of it
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: lol the sad part is i haven't kissed yet either
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: lol
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: i mean a guy
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: lol
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: i've never kissed a guy
MaSTEr KeIBLEr: hahaha
StarlightSpark13: lmao!!
StarlightSpark13: i should hope not

Lladira at 8:47 PM

Monday, March 17, 2003

Religion turned into health ed..hehe

- There are three ways of castration don't get confused --Mr. Borneman

- What's today?- Mr. Borneman
-March 13th -Kevin
- Penis Day!!- Mr. Borneman

-Removal of the foreskin keeps build up of bacteria- Mr. Borneman
- Ewww! _-Girls
- Let's not talk about yeast infections...-Mr. Borneman

-All the men are flinching, all the girls are bored. --Mr. Borneman

- I hope that no one finds this talk stimulating because that's just plain gross. --Mr. Borneman

-Hey why doesn't it grow back?- Kevin
-It does if your a starfish.- Mr. Borneman

Betweent he ages of 18-25 you begin to DIE!!!- Mr Borneman

- And this concludes the day of sex, death, and taxes. -Mr. Borneman

On A side note:

ekaslime: bye
ekaslime: oh and happy penis day.....
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!! same to you!
ekaslime: lol ok


Lladira at 7:57 PM

Crapload of Quotes to post that I have yet...

-People literally dropped on the floor and rolled. That's where the term Holy Rollers comes from --Mr. Borneman

-You Guys are on Crack- Stephanie
-Thank you- Me
-Did you just say thank you?- Stephanie
-Yes --Me
-That's just because I sell it...-Stephanie

-Are you going to collect the outline Ms. Davis?- Josh
-Shh!!- Damon
- Ms. Davis are you going to collect the outline?- Alan

-I feel like such a whore?!- Stephanie
-Why?- Me
-Because everyone keeps taking my crap!- Stephanie

-Stop taking my crap- Stephanie
-I stopped. But not anymore! -Luke

-What's...what's your name? Talk to the rear cause the ear don't hear.- Luke

-Weren't ther Germans against the Hungarians?- Me
- I have a conflict within myself- Luke

-I'm from that one place- Luke
- Oh. Your fromt hat one country we conquered.- Gillian

-She said "That's how smart she was."- Stephanie
- I think I inhereted her smartness- Luke
- Oh God were doomed!...-Me

- I don't like cussing. Your face looks likes a cuss word- Luke

-Don't make eye contact- Stephanie
-Especially with your face- Luke

-Gillian's pregneant again!! -Linette
- Gillian keep your legs closed- Damon

- I forgave Jim Nealson this weekend..wahahaha!!!! -- Mr. Borneman

Lladira at 7:43 PM

Sunday, March 16, 2003

AWW COLEGE!!!


Best of the Best? Top 10 Dream Colleges

What's your dream college? The Princeton Review, best known perhaps for its annual ranking every August of the nation's best party schools, has ranked America's dream colleges by surveying students and parents. The question was open-ended so any college or university could be named. In all, 223 schools were identified as "dream colleges."

At the top of this dreamy list are:

Stanford
New York University
Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Duke
Columbia
Notre Dame
Brown
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Every year the Princeton Review publishes "The Best 345 Colleges" in which it ranks schools in 63 somewhat unusual categories. What makes the Princeton Review unique--and controversial--is that it relies on the opinions of just over 100,000 college students. Administrators and PR types are not invited to comment.

Following are the No. 1 rankings in selected categories:

I Only Want the Best

Best Academics Overall: Northwestern University
Best Profs: Washington and Lee University
Worst Profs: University of Toronto
Toughest College to Get Into: Stanford University
Too Many TAs, Not Enough Profs: Florida State University
All I Ever Do Is Study!

Students Never Stop Studying: United States Air Force Academy
Students Hardly Ever Study: University of Colorado, Boulder
Best College Libraries: United States Air Force Academy
This Is a Library?: Florida State University
The Smiley Face Factor

Happiest Students: Vassar College
Best Campus Dorms: Boston University
Best Campus Food: Washington University
Prettiest Campus: City University of New York-Brooklyn College
Best Quality of Life: Hollins University
Where's the Game?

Best Sports Fans: University of Michigan
Best Jock School: University of Michigan
Dodge Ball Target: New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology
Animal House

Top Party School: Indiana University
Best Frat & Sorority Scene: Clemson University
Reefer Madness: Clemson University
They Never Wear Togas Here

Stone Cold Sober School: Brigham Young University
Most Religious School: Brigham Young University
They Don't Inhale: Georgia Institute of Technology
Politically Correct

Most Politically Active Students: Lewis & Clark College
Least Politically Active Students: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Students Lean Most to the Right: Washington and Lee
Students Lean Most to the Left: Smith College
I'm OK, You're OK

Most Diverse: Seton Hall University
Friendliest Race/Class Relations: New York University
Campus Most Accepting to Gays: Drew University
Alternative Lifestyles Not an Alternative: Grove City College
Red Tape, Green Money

Students Most Satisfied With Financial Aid: Knox College
Students Dissatisfied With Financial Aid: Hampton University
Best-Administered: United States Air Force Academy
Long Lines and Red Tape: University of Massachusetts-Amherst
--Cathryn Conroy

LOL Ayy JUan....
Auto response from MadDawg298: I be grubbin' right nizzle with my famizzle...if you have something INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to tell me then just set up the Juan signal (like the batsignal only with my picture instead of that ugly bat), and I shall respond...eventually.


Lladira at 8:33 PM

I think this is kinda funny since I haven't kissed anyone before but I guesss its the idea that counts....hehehe...


You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Damon and I discussing a certain teacher...

StarlightSpark13: and practically flashes the world
Damonte4215: yeah
Damonte4215: thats discusting
Damonte4215: i always look down when she sits on the desk
StarlightSpark13: lol
Damonte4215: im like o no!!
StarlightSpark13: poor danielle, she sits right in front of her too
Damonte4215: lol
StarlightSpark13: yeah stephanie and cristina were like
StarlightSpark13: omg!! she needs to close her legs damn it!
Damonte4215: lol
Damonte4215: LOLOL
StarlightSpark13: well she does!!!

OYY hehehe....

I am a subtle taste, like Pine. I am a quiet, fresh taste, almost more of a scent than a flavour. You will be aware of me, but not quite remember me without being reminded. Not that I'm boring; on the contrary, I'm just a little outside the ordinary. What Flavour Are You?

Lladira at 6:35 PM

Saturday, March 15, 2003

JUAN!!!! (heheh Inside Joke)

StarlightSpark13: your the best
MadDawg298: you ar
MadDawg298: e
MadDawg298: well...not as best as me..but you're still best
StarlightSpark13: ooo lol
Lladira at 2:41 PM

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

My favorite joke is this:

Why was Jesus not born in France?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Another crazy day in religion:

And If Your Right Hand Causes You To Sin...

Wow, they'd all only have their left hands... - Malou


Well it's not even just talking about masturbation... - Mr. Borneman
Yeah Ivan! - Clay
You know, the funny thing is, it's true! - Kevin


It's like, before you point your finger at everyone else, take your hand out of your pocket! - Jennifer


I mean, who here has not wished to kill some person? - Mr. Borneman
Does Ms. Rice count as a person? - Kevin



Lladira at 8:18 PM

From Juan's blog:hehehe

Oh and finally I would like to add a few names to my list of haterz (who sip on haterade):
1. Rocio (the original hater (OH)
2. Jamie was hatin' the other day, so I'm adding her in temporarily
3. The French, ALL OF THEM! Why? I just don't like the French...boo!

oh and here (and no it is not racist because I am....latino..so it's ok) :

Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists:

1. 8:45am is too early to be awake.
2. We're always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and draw attention to ourselves.
5. With free food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're
there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we'd have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue with eachother and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
10. We would have put the mexican flag on the windshield of the plane.

Lladira at 8:14 PM

Gosh we are having a blast in math. Althogh the class might be confusing, the people in there make it all better :) So here goes the story...
Okie Bobby and I were arguing about a flower that wasn't mine because he wanted to take it. So siince I said he couldn't have it , he said he would take revenge. That is how the note passing started in math. It was all between Bobby, Luke, and myself. (Luke and Bobby are both seniors by the way. My precalc class is mostly comprised of seniors and like 7 juniors.) Then they moved on to involve Gillian as well. Soo since Ithough the notes were pretty funny, I decided to post the notes on here...

Note 1: Bobby was impersonating me and sent this to Luke...

Luke, got to sadies with me.
Xoxo - Lladira (not!)

Luke's response (he was joking by the way...)

MY GOD!! I thought you'd never ask. YEs!!!!

NOte 2: Bobby was impersonating Gillian

To Luke:
I got pudding and a shovel. Let's wrastle!!!
-Love Gillian (right..)

Luke's response:

Whoa there homey! This homey don't play that game.

Note 3: From Bobby to me...

Gillian told me about the pudin'! I want it on film!

Note 4: Bobby impersonating Luke

To Gillian:
Gillian,
Of course I'll go to Sadies with you!
--Luke
Gillian's response...

I never even asked you, ya jerk...
-- Gillian

Note 5: Lladie's note to Luke in response to note 4. hehehe it was a joke by the way.

To Luke:

How dare you ask Gillian you two timing Jesus lover!!!

Luke's response:

** Laughs**
Lladira at 7:53 PM

Monday, March 10, 2003

:::EyE CanDY!!!::: In christy's words...::Drool:: hehee Dougray Scott is hot... And if you dont know who he is well, your missing out. hehe (Prince Henry, Ever After)













Lladira at 9:12 PM

God Today was sad. I found out that this one guy I somewhat knew at a glance dies this past Saturday after he was hit by a truck at the freeway. His car broke down and he got out to fix it and boom!! He got hit! The sad part was that it was a hit and run and he dies on the way to the hospital. According to Mr. Edwards his mother isn't speaking because she is in emotional shock and its not suprising since it must be hard for a mother to loose her child but even harder when he is the only child. He was a funny guy too. He always made me laugh when I went to buy somethin gin the student store. He loves to crack jokes. I can't believe that nice people like him are the ones that always leave us early. The best thing I can say is:

DANTE, MAY GOD HAVE YOU IN HIS POWER AND MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE.

Emil responds to my sexy² pictures of Josh Harnett...

ekaslime: and dont do anything i wouldnt
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: you too
ekaslime: wait..first ill read youre blog
StarlightSpark13: that makes me wonder
StarlightSpark13: yay
StarlightSpark13: how far will you not go...
StarlightSpark13: hehe
ekaslime: ill go pretty far
ekaslime: but i need a map
StarlightSpark13: lol
ekaslime: :-P
StarlightSpark13: :-D
ekaslime: omg im blind
ekaslime: josh h....net
ekaslime: i came i saw i went blind
ekaslime: omg!
ekaslime: how many are there?!

Ivan, Juan and I happened to be talking just because when out of the blue Ivan asks...

Old3souls: still going out with that hoe?
MadDawg298: hahah
MadDawg298: no
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!!
AYY Juan....

StarlightSpark13: Lladie fell in love with a car
MadDawg298: by car do you mean Juan?
MadDawg298: :-)
MadDawg298: What was the car like?
StarlightSpark13: BMW 7 series
MadDawg298: ooh pretty
MadDawg298: almost as pretty as the back of your head
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!
StarlightSpark13: geesh Juuan you need to come up with something besides the back of the head
MadDawg298: but its soooo pretttty
StarlightSpark13: no juan no

Lladie finds out her report only needs to be 5 PARAGRAPHS not five PAGES!!

StarlightSpark13: you just have to have 5 pages
PsycoticFreak23: wwhhaat??
PsycoticFreak23: 5 paragraphs u mean
StarlightSpark13: ohhhh shit!!
StarlightSpark13: I though it was five pages!!
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: lol
PsycoticFreak23: ur lame!!!
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!!
PsycoticFreak23: oh my gosh
PsycoticFreak23: u r sooooooo
PsycoticFreak23: lame!!!!
PsycoticFreak23: thats why u were freakin out sooo bad huh???!!!!!
StarlightSpark13: yes
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: thats soo sad!!
StarlightSpark13: lol
PsycoticFreak23: i was like big deal
PsycoticFreak23: we can do this in like 2 hrs
PsycoticFreak23: lol
PsycoticFreak23: poor u
StarlightSpark13: god I would have ben done by no
StarlightSpark13: done by now
PsycoticFreak23: bet u would have
PsycoticFreak23: sucker
PsycoticFreak23: lol
PsycoticFreak23: oh my gosh
PsycoticFreak23: i cant believe u
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: im soo dumb
PsycoticFreak23: lol
PsycoticFreak23: basically

OMG!! My report only had to be 5 paragraphs not five pages!! LOL!! I was up until 2:20 in the morning and I find Cristina on at 2Am so we had a breif conversation...

Cwc986: thats really good too!
Cwc986: wowie
StarlightSpark13: but i didnt read it correctlty and somehow derived five pages from it
Cwc986: lol
StarlightSpark13: but i though i had heard her say five pages in class but i guessi was wrong
StarlightSpark13: :-D
Cwc986: mee too, omg omg
StarlightSpark13: im crazy
Cwc986: hehehe..yay!!!
Cwc986: u rule!!!
Cwc986: i looove you!!
Cwc986: hehehehe
StarlightSpark13: *high five*!
StarlightSpark13: lol
Cwc986: yes! *high five*
Lladira at 8:03 PM

Sunday, March 09, 2003

AYY 5 Page essay to do!!!

By the Way just for yo tega!!! HAPPY 19Th Birthday!!!!!!! Your Still legal!!! hehehe

HAppy Birthday To you!!
Happy birthday to you!!!
Happy Birthday Dear Robert!!
HappY Birthday To you!!!!!
Lladira at 10:13 PM

Saturday, March 08, 2003

Lladie is the next OHS MAscot for the 2003- 2004 school year!!! LOL
Lladira at 9:32 PM

Emil misplaced his Runescape paper...

ekaslime: can you check pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
ekaslime: gasp! maybe you erased them like an evil devil!
ekaslime: j/k
ekaslime: :-P
StarlightSpark13: nooo i wouldnt do that to you!!
ekaslime: i can see the paper too

ekaslime: gasp! i remember what paper its on!
ekaslime: and theres prob a reason why i cant find it!
ekaslime: it had ******** phone numbes
StarlightSpark13: lol
ekaslime: *slaps forehead*
StarlightSpark13: lol

ekaslime: *looks franticaly*
StarlightSpark13: hehe
ekaslime: i found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StarlightSpark13: yay!!!!
ekaslime: i was right
ekaslime: it did have ********* phone #s on it!!

Lladira at 9:24 PM

LOL!! Reaction to my archieved picture of John Mayor from Christy (Jan. Edition of My blog)

StarlightSpark13: its just one but i think its a really good one
pinknezumi: eee
pinknezumi: lemme see
pinknezumi: OMG!
pinknezumi: ::drools::
pinknezumi: ::stares into eyes::
pinknezumi: ::drools::
pinknezumi: ::drool adds up::
pinknezumi: ::starts to drown in drool STILL staring in his eyes::
pinknezumi: ::DAMN! I WANT HIM!::
pinknezumi: ::still staring::
pinknezumi: ::and staring::
pinknezumi: ::wants him::
pinknezumi: ::badly::
pinknezumi: ::sniff sniff::
StarlightSpark13: woahhh there christy get a hold of the raging hormones!!
pinknezumi: haha

Lladira at 9:20 PM

Reaction to my new updated eye candy...

StarlightSpark13: christy!!
StarlightSpark13: my blog is done!!
pinknezumi: si?
pinknezumi: ah
StarlightSpark13: you can look at the eye candy now
StarlightSpark13: :-D
pinknezumi: hehe
StarlightSpark13: its brings joy into my life....
StarlightSpark13: they have the essence that many guys lack at school...
StarlightSpark13: maturity....
pinknezumi: haha
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: have you ever heard more BS about a pictures than that?
StarlightSpark13: he's just plain hot and sexy dang it!!
pinknezumi: josh hartnett!
pinknezumi: ::drools::
StarlightSpark13: lol
pinknezumi: ::drools some more::
pinknezumi: ::faints into pool of drool::
pinknezumi: ew.
pinknezumi: ::screams::
pinknezumi: ::looks up::
pinknezumi: ::*hey, its josh hartnett! ::drools::::
StarlightSpark13: LMAO!!!

Norman...again...
Pikanorm: what is this eye candy
Pikanorm: lol
Pikanorm: eye candy for YOU
StarlightSpark13: of course...
Pikanorm: LOL
StarlightSpark13: hehehe
StarlightSpark13: what do you expect? is is my happy dandy blog ya know... ;-)
Lladira at 9:01 PM

Norman is funny:

Pikanorm: hmmmm
Pikanorm: it's ok
Pikanorm: we'll kidnap you
StarlightSpark13: lol
StarlightSpark13: are you going to gag me too?
StarlightSpark13: and place me in the trunk?
PiKaNoRm: sure
PiKaNoRm: lol

and the story continues....

Pikanorm: hehe ok so you're going
Pikanorm: in the trunk
StarlightSpark13: ohh yay !!
StarlightSpark13: make sure you give me food though
Pikanorm: lol
Pikanorm: sure no problem
Pikanorm: we'll slip it through the back seat
StarlightSpark13: yay!!
Pikanorm: LOL
StarlightSpark13: ohh and dont forget the water!!


Lladira at 8:50 PM

Well, its time for EyE CaNdY!!

Well we all know who this cutie is. *cough* Josh Hartnett*cough*










Lladira at 8:34 PM

Thursday, March 06, 2003

AYYY Juan you need to work on this compliment its not that good!! Funny but not very good...

MadDawg298: I think i saw you, or someone who looked as pretty as you , at least the back of their head did

On anothor note...

StarlightSpark13: cause Lladie doesnt have transportation
MadDawg298: hehe, ok
MadDawg298: I'll carry you
MadDawg298: You can bring a "JUAN IS THE GREATEST" poster or something
StarlightSpark13: yay!

These are hilarious!! Let me tell you some are really dumb and not true like # 15 and 16!

YOU MIGHT BE A MEXICAN!!

1) If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" you might be a Mexican.

2) If you grew up scared by someone called "La llorona" . . . you might be a Mexican.

3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, you might be a Mexican.

4) If you "te persinas" with a lotto ticket in your hand . . . you might be a Mexican.

5) If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera", instead of using its correct name, you might be a Mexican.

6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "confleys" . . . you might be a Mexican.

7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner, even if she is in the next room, you might be a Mexican.

8) If you compulsively yell out when you hear a Vicente Fernandez song . .you might be a Mexican.

9) If you use "manteca" instead of corn oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger . . .you might be a Mexican. LMAO!!

10) If your family eats "pixa" instead of "pizza" on Sundays . . . you might be a Mexican.

11) If you have some "tias" that dress up in their "prom dresses" to go to your birthday party at "el parque" . you might be a Mexican.

12) If you can't imagine anyone not liking "tacos de lengua" . . . you might be a Mexican.

13) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "súbanse, todavia caben!" . . . you might be a Mexican. LOL!!

14) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vapo-rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils . . . you might be a Mexican.

15) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two, you might be a Mexican.

16) If you're one hour late for a function and you say "llegue temprano", you might be a Mexican.

17 ) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado", or "Cantinflas", you might be a Mexican.

18) If you don't need explanations to any of the above, you know you are truly a Mexican...............

Lladira at 6:37 PM

OYYYY!! LLadie is stressing!! And for the love GOD whoever knows what I'm doing after school please keep it in the down low!! I don't want anyone to know please!! It's hard enough having a few people know plus I don't even know if I'll make it!

MadDawg298: hows stuff Lladie?
StarlightSpark13: good my back hurts Juan
MadDawg298: did I cause that too?
MadDawg298: 8-)
StarlightSpark13: ohh no you didn't!
Lladira at 6:24 PM

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Have You Ever Wondered...?

If you throw a cat out of a car, does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-thru bank machines?

How did a fool and his money GET together?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

How do they get the deer to cross the road at that yellow sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an expiration date on a sour cream container?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't ear clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Lladira at 8:54 PM

Which LOTR Character are you?
Quiz by blantoncirith

Monday, March 03, 2003

From Juan's Blog!!! As usual he crack me up!

Before I start mass posting I would like to get a few things straight.
1. Don't hate, like Rocio. She's a mean ol' hater who was dissing the game I busted out when I was talking to this one chick after school.
2. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
3. Don't hate, participate, appreciate, but never hate.
and finally.
4. Quit sipping on that HATERade (it's like gatorade only it contains chemicals that make you a hater)

Lladira at 9:26 PM

Joke of the Day!

Why was Jesus not born in France?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Lladira at 9:24 PM

Well Chris and I were having a discussion on how I haven't really done anything interesting today...

Starfox0064x: haha!
Starfox0064x: well, you must have watched something on TV or did something interesting on the computer...
Starfox0064x: maybe that'll spice up the day
StarlightSpark13: nope...
StarlightSpark13: i watched my dog sleep if that helps
Starfox0064x: did you sleep well?
StarlightSpark13: no i havent slep well since I got sick
StarlightSpark13: my hair is too curly...
Starfox0064x: you can say, "I watched my dog sleep, and I wondered if I could ever go back to the day when I could sleep comfortably..."
Starfox0064x: or something like that...

sooo........I watched my dog sleep, and I wondered if I could ever go back to the day when I could sleep comfortably...
Lladira at 9:16 PM

OHH check out my nation its soo coool!

Nation of Catherby

Lladira at 7:37 PM

Sunday, March 02, 2003

Cows and Government

Feudalism

You have two cow. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism

Your have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of
all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by
ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government
gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.

Facism

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Dictatorship

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you
not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you
to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Lladira at 11:18 PM

Saturday, March 01, 2003

Oh by the way HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MIRIAM!!!!
Lladira at 1:14 PM

My comp is fixed yay!!!!1 Actually is a brand new one but eh. I'm sick as hell!!! Grrrr I feel better today. I was in bed for two days and this is my first day walking around. It's all Isaac's fault!! You got me sick!!!!! Freakin Juan!!! What the hello was that?
LOL keep dreaming buddy Lladie doesn't like you that way and you know it :) Well I have fallen behind on work boo!! BOOO!! But eh.... Oh yeah I'm really sick by the way. I had a fever of 103.6 on Thursday. That was kind of cool except for the whole feeling cold thing. By the way I'm going to post some quotes that I fell behinfd on because of my last stupid computer.

--Oh Gillian is a floor skank.- Josh
--I was going to answer it, but it never came to me.- David

--No Josh!! Listen to me! I'm talking to you!!- Me
--Yes mother.- Josh

--Damon tell them that Alan can flow.- Alan
-- Alan cannot flow- Damon

--Ouch! My eye!- Kira deary ( I actually hit her arm)

-- How do you get a du rag?- Me
-- Don't they have to rap something?- Isaac

--Who's been on my backpack!?- Cindy
--That's your sweater Cindy.- Me
-- Oh yeah!- Cindy

Religion class is fun:

--Humm....soothing...humm....soothing.-Mr. Borneman

--Edepus sleeps with his mother, kills his father not in that order.- Mr. Borneman

--He leads them for forty years.- Mr. Borneman
--Forty years!!- Someone
--He must have had bad navigational skills--Mr. Borneman

--I had a prophetic vision.-Mr. Borneman
--Ohh!! Norstradamous- Josh
--No, Norstrabornamous.- Mr. Borneman
Lladira at 12:27 PM